Dane Cook

Dane Cook is one of the most well known standup comedians of today. He has done several shows and even did a few tours. His most recent tour was, "Vicious Circle", one of his most famous acts was the B and E. He says, "I know what some of you are thinking, 'Dane does that mean bacon and eggs'?" He replies, "No, but I could also do bacon and eggs cause thats f***in delicious." He also says that when you do a B and E you must take someone who does not want to go. So he says that he calls up his friend to tell him of his plans and his friend replies, "Whatever you're thinking of doing Dane, No!" Then, Dane threatens him and he eventually agrees. Then, they go driving around looking for the perfect house and they spot it. Dane says, "That's it, that's the house." Then, his friend and him park a distance away so that they have to go through bushes and yards, then Dane's friend says, "Dude, I hear a car." Then, Dane turns around a sarcastically says, "Yeah, the world is full of them, you're going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life. But if you hear a whale tell me that S**t" So, finally they make it up the steps to the door and Dane walks up and kicks it down. He says, "It was at that moment that I realized that I did not want to do a B and E, I just wanted to kick a door down." He also goes and kicks the closet door down. He also goes on to say that he relizes that he should've taken some stuff because of what it did to the family. He says the family arrives home from dinner and a movie, "mom, dad, and adopted son David." The dad has to be the hero and says, "Everybody wait, just wait." Then, he goes and checks and nothing is missing. The family says, "What did he take?, What did he take? and why did he kick down the closet door there isn't even a locking mechanism on it." He states that the parents say, "If we don't figure out I want a divorce." He also starred in "Employee of the Month", as Zack along side Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson. He was in the film, "Good Luck Chuck", along side Jessica Alba. He was also in, "Dan in Real Life". He also stared in, "My Best Friend's Girl", along with Kate Hudson and Jason Biggs. He plays a man that dates women who recently break up with their good-guy boyfriends to test the waters.